Want to meet HOT girls? Well, it all starts with you. Not only should you present yourself well, but you should also be interesting. It’s all in the presentation. Make sure you are well groomed. If you have hair, keep it neat with an up-to-date hair style. If you don’t have much hair, you’re in luck because a lot of women dig the rugged shaven head look, think Yul Brenner, Bruce Willis. Keep your facial hear neat and in a trendy style. Choose clothes that not only complement your body style, but convey the right image for the woman you are looking for.

If you don’t know where to start, begin by looking at men’s clothing magazines. GQ, Esquire etc. Look at what the celebrities are wearing (the style, not the brand). Go to a cool clothing shop and ask for the genuine opinion of the shop assistants. It doesn’t take a lot of money to look good and have a real sense of style.

Being Interesting AND Attract more women! - wear an excellent scent - women LOVE it.

Simply looking your best is not enough. You should be constantly improving your conversational skills. For many guys this does not come that easy, so here are a few hints:

Keep conversation topics fun and interesting
Avoid talking about old failed relationships
Don’t complain
Ask questions (but don’t interrogate) - make sure you convey your interest in her

Finding fun and interesting topics is easy. Just remember that they should not be topics based on your own interests (eg. Football, Car Racing etc.)

Where to Meet Women

The first place that many guys think of are Nightclubs. You are guaranteed of seeing hot girls there. Single women are everywhere and you don’t have to wait for a Friday or Saturday night to meet them. You just have to be prepared to talk to women anywhere you see them.

If you strike out there and can’t get to the club of your choice, visit http://www.ubersexed.com AND check out the link for a chance to win a date with a popular actress! Say it with science = Attract more women!

If you’ve tried just about everything to attract women and have been flat out of luck, I have some good news for you.

I recently read an article from a product review specialist who researched the amazing attractant powers of pheromones. My interest in these sexual attractants grew from my frustration of being lonely and often times frustrated not being able to attract the women I liked. This can lead to depression, sexual frustration, and low self-esteem. I found that with pheromones I would have an advantage of the power of one of world’s most powerful and proven sexual attractants.

I’ll share with you what I learned from this article, exactly what pheromones can do for you, which ones really work, and how to choose the best one for you. Love Scent

First off, one study found that 81% of men using pheromones reported being approached by more women and 68% reported an increase in dates and sexual intercourse. Pheromones are well documented in the animal kingdom as the force that control all social behavior, including mating. We can’t see, smell, or taste pheromones although experiments prove that they work. Studies have shown that exposure to men’s pheromones can increase her sexual arousal and increase her desire to have intercourse. Whether you want to have more dates, or more hot sex, or are ready for true love, pheromones can give you an invisible edge.

How quickly will they work? Once you spray or apply the pheromone to yourself, it will start to work immediately as it gives off it’s special “fragrance”. Any female within “nose-range” will start to be seduced by the “scent,” how they react will depend on the woman.

Below are some of the most popular, most talked about, and highest performing pheromones. I haven’t tested every one that is available on the market (am currently checking out more), but the ones below I know really work from first hand experience! Love Scent

#1 Top Pick - Liquid Trust - Ok, I was skeptical about this one but it turns out to be my favorite and most recommended. They claim that it makes people trust you more. On their website they have reviews from CNN and National Geographic on the effects of the active ingredient Oxytocin. It turned out to be the most potent and effective of the three pheromones listed here. My experiences have been very compelling to say the least.

#2 Alpha 7 Scented - This is the seond best pheromone I tested. I’ve been wearing it for several weeks and have experimented with 1- 4 drops daily. My best hit was with an office coworker I see regularly. An attractive woman in her late 20s, shes become very chatty with me lately. Even more unusual, shes become touchy-feely with me whenever she sees me. She is definetly not a touchy-feeling type of girl.

#3 The Scent of Eros - Another effective pheromone. I wore it recently at a BBQ with some friends. Afterwards, I seemed to be of interest to most of the women - all chatted me up but two were especially attentive! I was interested in them both but eventually one won my complete attention. Weird!! I used two drops on my wrists and neck.

Apply pheromone spray, or cologne, to your clothes in addition to your body. Why? Over time your own scents will mask or distort the pheromones. So in order to do that you need to make sure when you buy pheromones you make sure they don’t stain your clothes.

Suggestions:
1. When you find a pheremone product that is effective for you and you plan on using for some time…like most other products buy in bulk…especially with pheromones the savings can be significant.

2. Have a date?…Try spraying or dabbing a little bit in the old love mobile…make sure you test in a non-conspicuous spot on the carpet. If you think you might get your girl back to the love shack…strategically locate some pheromone around the crib!

Love Scent is my FAVORITE store to buy pheromones. They have a kick-butt selection of the most popular pheromones, discounted prices, and something for everyone! So, check it out!!

A priest, a Pentecostal preacher and a Rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of the University of Alabama in Tuscaloosa . They would get together two or three times a week for coffee and to talk shop. One day, someone made the comment that preaching to people isn’t really all that hard. A real challenge would be to preach to a bear. One thing led to another and they decided to do an  experiment. They would all go up to the Smokies, find a bear, preach to it, and attempt to convert it.

Seven days later, they’re all together to discuss the experience.  Father Flannery, who has his arm in a sling, is on crutches, and has various bandages on his body and limbs, went first. ‘Well,’ he said, ‘I
went into the woods to find me a bear. And when I found him I began to read to him from the catechism. Well, that bear wanted nothing to do with me and began to slap me around. So, I quickly grabbed my holy water, sprinkled him and, Holy Mary Mother of God, he became as gentle a lamb. The bishop is coming out next week to give him first communion and confirmation.’

Reverend Billy Bob spoke next. He was in a wheelchair, with an arm and both legs in casts, and an IV drip. In his best fire and brimstone oratory he claimed, ‘WELL brothers, you KNOW that WE don’t sprinkle! I went out and I FOUND me a bear. And then I began to read to my bear from God’s HOLY WORD! But that bear wanted nothing to do with me. So I took HOLD of him and we began to wrestle. We wrestled down one hill, UP another and DOWN another until we came to a creek. So right quick-like, I DUNKED him and BAPTIZED his hairy soul. And just like you said, he became as gentle as a lamb. We spent the rest of the day praising Jesus.’

They both looked down at the rabbi, who was lying in a hospital bed. He was in a body cast and traction with IV’s and monitors running in and out of him. He was in bad shape. The rabbi looks up and says, ‘Looking back on it, circumcision may not have been the best way to start.’

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Wow, I find Bill O’Reilly quite interesting many times but this time, what a premadona, or is that diva? Watch this video, it’s insane.

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O\'Reilly goes nuts!

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Ever had gas so bad you didn’t know WHAT to do? How do you cover that up, you ask!

Have you ever lit a match to cover up the smell while you were dropping a deuce? While this is a perfectly acceptable way to disguise the smell in your own home, you probably shouldn’t try doing this when you’re on a plane.
Earlier this month, a flight coming from Washington D.C. heading to Dallas had to make an emergency pit stop in Nashville because fellow passengers smelt burnt matches. It turns out it was just a woman who had lots of gas and wanted to hide the smell. [via USA Today]

Wow, makes me think about what I would do if I were in the same situation. I mean we all pass gas, but why does everyone get all so up in arms when they smell someone else’s fumes from the doom. Is there really a proper way to get out of it gracefully?

Here are some options she could have tried:

Keep quiet. The other people next to her might have thought it was coming from someone else or that the stewardess did a drive-by fart.

Hold it. I think to a certain degree we all get pretty good at doing this. Over a lengthy flight though, she might have had trouble on this. I wonder if that’s healthy though to hold your gas in. It’s never felt right.

Blame someone else. She could have said, “Wow do you smell that? I think it’s coming from over there.” This could work, but we all know whoever smelt it dealt it right?

Create a :30 Diversion. Maybe she could have used a little misdirection like magicians do and started to have a coughing fit. Others might have focused on the coughing and by that time the smell would have dissipated.

Give and Go. She could have got out of her seat and walked toward the end of the plane and then while she was walking back let it go little by little.
Be honest and just let it rip. Maybe say, I’m so sorry but that Chicken Marsala is doing cartwheels in my stomach and is giving me bad gas. She might have got a funny look, but people tend to appreciate honesty.

It’s hard to fault her too bad because we’ve all been in a similar situation. If you’re traveling this holiday and have some gas, hopefully you can use some of those tips. Happy Holidays and godspeed.
Did you fart?

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I recently read an amusing article by MS Bautista involving the usual, awful question that we females often ask our men.  No matter how many times I read the answers, submitted in so many different fashions, the answers are usually quite WRONG but funny.

As a woman, I often wonder why we bother asking our male counterparts for their opinion on certain topics. Our views too often greatly differ; I mean, duh, men are from Mars and women are from Venus!

One of the top things women shouldn’t ask men is “Do these jeans make me look fat?” (Am I right, guys?!) In case you guys get asked, here are 6 responses that hopefully won’t result in the evil eye or silent treatment.

1) “No, they accentuate your curves.” It’s probably at least partially true. The way most jeans fit, they hug onto your curves. Nevermind that they also hug onto the rolls of stomach fat and cellulite on thighs.

2) “No, but I like you in skirts.” This response works best when you know the woman has confidence that she has great legs. Regardless how well the dress fits, most women gain a sense of poise and feel extra feminine in dresses.

3) “Yes, but it’s the jeans’ fault!” Yes, blame it on the jeans! They’re an inanimate object that won’t retaliate in any way, shape, or form. Follow this response by suggesting an entire shopping day devoted to finding the perfect pair of jeans.

4) “I like the way they [the jeans] look.” Notice there is no “yes” or “no” response here. By simply telling her you like the way the jeans look you ultimately are saying you like the way she looks. This one may backfire as she’ll want a direct answer to the question, but just follow it up with a hug and kiss (and if you know she’s into it, a pat on the butt wouldn’t hurt).

5) “Jeans don’t make you, you make the jeans!” Go cheesy and then say, “And you make ‘em look hot, baby!” Go modest and say, “And you make them work, honey!” Paying her a compliment should help boost her confidence a bit.

These responses won’t work for all women, so anticipate how she’ll react before choosing your response. And when all else fails…

6) “Honesty is best.” Most women can spot bullshit from a mile away. If you know she’ll appreciate and can take your honesty, then (brace yourself and) simply tell her your honest opinion.
DO THESE JEANS MAKE ME LOOK FAT….

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When in England, at a fairly large conference, Colin Powell was asked by the Archbishop of Canterbury if our plans for Iraq were just an example of empire building’ by George Bush.

He answered by saying, ‘Over the years, the United States has sent many of its fine young men and women into great peril to fight for freedom beyond our borders. The only amount of land we have ever asked for in return is enough to bury those that did not return.’

You could have heard a pin drop.
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There was a conference in France where a number of international engineers were taking part, including French and American. During a break, one of the French engineers came back into the room saying, Have you heard the latest dumb stunt Bush has done? He has sent an aircraft carrier to Indonesia  to help the tsunami victims. What does he intended to do, bomb them?’ An American engineer stood up and replied quietly: ‘Our carriers have three hospitals on board that can treat several hundred people; they are nuclear powered and can supply emergency electrical power to shore facilities; they have three cafeterias with the capacity to feed 3,000 people three meals a day, they can produce several thousand gallons of fresh water from sea water each day, and they carry half a dozen helicopters for use in transporting victims and injured to and from their flight deck. We have eleven such ships; how many does France have?’

You could have heard a pin drop.

Without hesitating, the American Admiral replied ‘Maybe it’s because the Brits, Canadians, Aussies and Americans arranged it so you wouldn’t have to speak German.’

You could have heard a pin drop.

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AND THIS STORY FITS RIGHT IN WITH THE ABOVE…

Robert Whiting, an elderly gentleman of 83, arrived in Paris by plane. At French Customs, he took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry on.  ‘You have been to France before, monsieur?’  the customs officer asked sarcastically.  Mr. Whiting admitted that he had been to France previously.  Then you should know enough to have your passport ready.’  The American said, “‘The last time I was here, I didn’t have to show it.  ”Impossible.  Americans always have to show your passports on arrival in France !’ The American senior gave the Frenchman a long hard look.  Then he quietly explained, “‘Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach on D- Day in 1944 to help liberate this country, I couldn’t find a single Frenchmen to show a passport to.’

You could have heard a pin drop.

Creature was found by Russian soldiers on Sakhalin shoreline. Sakhalin area is situated near to Japan, it’s the most eastern part of Russia, almost 5000 miles to East from Moscow (Russia is huge). People don’t know who is it.

According to the bones and teeth - it is not a fish. According to its skeleton - it’s not a crocodile or alligator. It has a skin with hair or fur.

It has been said that it was taken by Russian special services for in-depth studies, and we are lucky that people who encountered it first made those photos before it was brought away.  What exactly is it that they found?

It has a jaw like an Alligator, but notice the teeth.  They aren’t as long, curved, or sharp as that of a modern Gator.  It also has fur.

From this angle it looks almost bird-like, although it does have a gator type head.

Over 9 feet long.

Looks to be an Omnivore.  It has molars and canine teeth.