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Got a party planned and worried about the music, what to play, what to get it pumpin? Want the girls to love ya??? Then pick the right music. Find out how, right here.

Dr. Dre - Nuthin’ But A “G” Thang
This is the monolith of the mix. When you put this on, you mean business. It simply states I’m coming out with all the stops tonight, guns blazing, so you best step up and enjoy yourself fully because tonight will be legendary. This debut off of the “Chronic” came out in ‘93 and Dre changed the whole game forever. With it’s groundbreaking beats and a young Snoop smoothing the rhymes, Dr. Dre mixed this cocktail up in as easy as “1, 2, 3 and to the 4.” link to song

Maceo Parker - Pass the Peas
When I threw parties back in the day at college I simply tossed on Maceo Parker’s Life on Planet Groove and let the bodies lay where they may. This second track shows that you’ve got diverse tastes as a gentleman and isn’t going to be your run of the mill party. Especially at the beginning of the night, this lays a great vibe with Maceo’s sax, Fred Wesley’s trombone, Pee Wee Ellis’s tenor sax, Rodney Jones on guitar, Larry Goldings’ organ and Kenwood Dennard’s drums. It gets the body moving and inevitably is a great conversation starter. link to song

Jay-Z - Big Pimpin’
With a simple whistle and some kettle drums you’ve got a track that will keep you forever mackin’. Reaching #3 on BillBoard’s Top 100, this track has enough stamina to take you to Trinidad and back. Now if your party ends up on lavish yacht throwing money around like it’s cheese you can thank me later. link to song

Notorious B.I.G. - Hypnotize
This posthumous chart-topper is a must have laying down the law to all those thinking I’m going to take a rest from shaking it and fill up my drink. Oh no you’re not, you’re about to be hypnotized by Biggie. link to song

Outkast - Hey Ya
I remember when I was in Vegas for New Years in 2004 and this song came on late in the night at the Voodoo Lounge, the roof almost blew off the place. Which would’ve been kind of ironic because the Voodoo Lounge is on the roof of the Rio. Big Boi and Andre 3000 crafted a dancing masterpiece with some simple keyboard licks, some well placed clapping and lyrics that will make you lend your sugar to your neighbor. You know what to do, make sure you have this track. link to song

Kanye West - Stronger
Go ahead go nuts go ape shit and bow in the presence of greatness. These are the licks that make your party mix stronger. Kanye teaming up with Daft Punk created this monster #1 single so don’t act like I never told you. link to song

50 Cent - PIMP: Snoop Dogg Remix
This goes again to the well tested formula, if you’ve gotta kettle drum chances are you gotta hit. I’m not naive to say that’s the only thing that makes this song a must have because fiddy backs it up with his topical lyrics about “Gucci, Dolce & Gabbana” keeping the party going. “Yeah girl, I got my now-n-later gators on!” link to song

Journey - Don’t Stop Believing
This is the point in the night where the party turns into a sing-a-long if there has been enough man-sodas consumed. And who’s gonna take you there, Steve Perry, that’s who. Along with Neal Schon’s riffs this song will transform the party ”where everybody wants a thrill”. link to song

AC/DC - You Shook Me All Night Long
With Angus Young’s opening cords and Brian Johnson’s gravelly vocals the party is sure to hit another gear. Don’t be surprised to see grown men belting out the lyrics like they were back in high school driving on the country road to the summertime barbecue. This in turn will get the ladies into cutting loose too because any self respecting gentleman willing to close his eyes and belt out the lyrics to the ceiling as if Simon Cowell was judging his performance illustrates the party is almost off the hook. link to song

Billy Joel - Piano Man
This song is arguably one of the best party songs ever. It turns all strangers into friends as they lock arms and shoulders and swing side by side to forget about life for awhile. Released in ‘73, this song peaked at #25 on the Billboard Hot 100. The piano will sound like a carnival and the microphone will smell like a beer and that’s why you’ll never forget about that night. link to song

Here\’s your music, now come on down and let\’s PARTEEEE…

Ever had gas so bad you didn’t know WHAT to do? How do you cover that up, you ask!

Have you ever lit a match to cover up the smell while you were dropping a deuce? While this is a perfectly acceptable way to disguise the smell in your own home, you probably shouldn’t try doing this when you’re on a plane.
Earlier this month, a flight coming from Washington D.C. heading to Dallas had to make an emergency pit stop in Nashville because fellow passengers smelt burnt matches. It turns out it was just a woman who had lots of gas and wanted to hide the smell. [via USA Today]

Wow, makes me think about what I would do if I were in the same situation. I mean we all pass gas, but why does everyone get all so up in arms when they smell someone else’s fumes from the doom. Is there really a proper way to get out of it gracefully?

Here are some options she could have tried:

Keep quiet. The other people next to her might have thought it was coming from someone else or that the stewardess did a drive-by fart.

Hold it. I think to a certain degree we all get pretty good at doing this. Over a lengthy flight though, she might have had trouble on this. I wonder if that’s healthy though to hold your gas in. It’s never felt right.

Blame someone else. She could have said, “Wow do you smell that? I think it’s coming from over there.” This could work, but we all know whoever smelt it dealt it right?

Create a :30 Diversion. Maybe she could have used a little misdirection like magicians do and started to have a coughing fit. Others might have focused on the coughing and by that time the smell would have dissipated.

Give and Go. She could have got out of her seat and walked toward the end of the plane and then while she was walking back let it go little by little.
Be honest and just let it rip. Maybe say, I’m so sorry but that Chicken Marsala is doing cartwheels in my stomach and is giving me bad gas. She might have got a funny look, but people tend to appreciate honesty.

It’s hard to fault her too bad because we’ve all been in a similar situation. If you’re traveling this holiday and have some gas, hopefully you can use some of those tips. Happy Holidays and godspeed.
Did you fart?

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I recently read an amusing article by MS Bautista involving the usual, awful question that we females often ask our men.  No matter how many times I read the answers, submitted in so many different fashions, the answers are usually quite WRONG but funny.

As a woman, I often wonder why we bother asking our male counterparts for their opinion on certain topics. Our views too often greatly differ; I mean, duh, men are from Mars and women are from Venus!

One of the top things women shouldn’t ask men is “Do these jeans make me look fat?” (Am I right, guys?!) In case you guys get asked, here are 6 responses that hopefully won’t result in the evil eye or silent treatment.

1) “No, they accentuate your curves.” It’s probably at least partially true. The way most jeans fit, they hug onto your curves. Nevermind that they also hug onto the rolls of stomach fat and cellulite on thighs.

2) “No, but I like you in skirts.” This response works best when you know the woman has confidence that she has great legs. Regardless how well the dress fits, most women gain a sense of poise and feel extra feminine in dresses.

3) “Yes, but it’s the jeans’ fault!” Yes, blame it on the jeans! They’re an inanimate object that won’t retaliate in any way, shape, or form. Follow this response by suggesting an entire shopping day devoted to finding the perfect pair of jeans.

4) “I like the way they [the jeans] look.” Notice there is no “yes” or “no” response here. By simply telling her you like the way the jeans look you ultimately are saying you like the way she looks. This one may backfire as she’ll want a direct answer to the question, but just follow it up with a hug and kiss (and if you know she’s into it, a pat on the butt wouldn’t hurt).

5) “Jeans don’t make you, you make the jeans!” Go cheesy and then say, “And you make ‘em look hot, baby!” Go modest and say, “And you make them work, honey!” Paying her a compliment should help boost her confidence a bit.

These responses won’t work for all women, so anticipate how she’ll react before choosing your response. And when all else fails…

6) “Honesty is best.” Most women can spot bullshit from a mile away. If you know she’ll appreciate and can take your honesty, then (brace yourself and) simply tell her your honest opinion.
DO THESE JEANS MAKE ME LOOK FAT….

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