Want to meet HOT girls? Well, it all starts with you. Not only should you present yourself well, but you should also be interesting. It’s all in the presentation. Make sure you are well groomed. If you have hair, keep it neat with an up-to-date hair style. If you don’t have much hair, you’re in luck because a lot of women dig the rugged shaven head look, think Yul Brenner, Bruce Willis. Keep your facial hear neat and in a trendy style. Choose clothes that not only complement your body style, but convey the right image for the woman you are looking for.

If you don’t know where to start, begin by looking at men’s clothing magazines. GQ, Esquire etc. Look at what the celebrities are wearing (the style, not the brand). Go to a cool clothing shop and ask for the genuine opinion of the shop assistants. It doesn’t take a lot of money to look good and have a real sense of style.

Being Interesting AND Attract more women! - wear an excellent scent - women LOVE it.

Simply looking your best is not enough. You should be constantly improving your conversational skills. For many guys this does not come that easy, so here are a few hints:

Keep conversation topics fun and interesting
Avoid talking about old failed relationships
Don’t complain
Ask questions (but don’t interrogate) - make sure you convey your interest in her

Finding fun and interesting topics is easy. Just remember that they should not be topics based on your own interests (eg. Football, Car Racing etc.)

Where to Meet Women

The first place that many guys think of are Nightclubs. You are guaranteed of seeing hot girls there. Single women are everywhere and you don’t have to wait for a Friday or Saturday night to meet them. You just have to be prepared to talk to women anywhere you see them.

If you strike out there and can’t get to the club of your choice, visit http://www.ubersexed.com AND check out the link for a chance to win a date with a popular actress! Say it with science = Attract more women!

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If you’ve tried just about everything to attract women and have been flat out of luck, I have some good news for you.

I recently read an article from a product review specialist who researched the amazing attractant powers of pheromones. My interest in these sexual attractants grew from my frustration of being lonely and often times frustrated not being able to attract the women I liked. This can lead to depression, sexual frustration, and low self-esteem. I found that with pheromones I would have an advantage of the power of one of world’s most powerful and proven sexual attractants.

I’ll share with you what I learned from this article, exactly what pheromones can do for you, which ones really work, and how to choose the best one for you. Love Scent

First off, one study found that 81% of men using pheromones reported being approached by more women and 68% reported an increase in dates and sexual intercourse. Pheromones are well documented in the animal kingdom as the force that control all social behavior, including mating. We can’t see, smell, or taste pheromones although experiments prove that they work. Studies have shown that exposure to men’s pheromones can increase her sexual arousal and increase her desire to have intercourse. Whether you want to have more dates, or more hot sex, or are ready for true love, pheromones can give you an invisible edge.

How quickly will they work? Once you spray or apply the pheromone to yourself, it will start to work immediately as it gives off it’s special “fragrance”. Any female within “nose-range” will start to be seduced by the “scent,” how they react will depend on the woman.

Below are some of the most popular, most talked about, and highest performing pheromones. I haven’t tested every one that is available on the market (am currently checking out more), but the ones below I know really work from first hand experience! Love Scent

#1 Top Pick - Liquid Trust - Ok, I was skeptical about this one but it turns out to be my favorite and most recommended. They claim that it makes people trust you more. On their website they have reviews from CNN and National Geographic on the effects of the active ingredient Oxytocin. It turned out to be the most potent and effective of the three pheromones listed here. My experiences have been very compelling to say the least.

#2 Alpha 7 Scented - This is the seond best pheromone I tested. I’ve been wearing it for several weeks and have experimented with 1- 4 drops daily. My best hit was with an office coworker I see regularly. An attractive woman in her late 20s, shes become very chatty with me lately. Even more unusual, shes become touchy-feely with me whenever she sees me. She is definetly not a touchy-feeling type of girl.

#3 The Scent of Eros - Another effective pheromone. I wore it recently at a BBQ with some friends. Afterwards, I seemed to be of interest to most of the women - all chatted me up but two were especially attentive! I was interested in them both but eventually one won my complete attention. Weird!! I used two drops on my wrists and neck.

Apply pheromone spray, or cologne, to your clothes in addition to your body. Why? Over time your own scents will mask or distort the pheromones. So in order to do that you need to make sure when you buy pheromones you make sure they don’t stain your clothes.

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2. Have a date?…Try spraying or dabbing a little bit in the old love mobile…make sure you test in a non-conspicuous spot on the carpet. If you think you might get your girl back to the love shack…strategically locate some pheromone around the crib!

Love Scent is my FAVORITE store to buy pheromones. They have a kick-butt selection of the most popular pheromones, discounted prices, and something for everyone! So, check it out!!

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I am at a time in my life when the man I am looking for is no longer a “cloudy” image. That’s because I am older, am more mature in my expectations, and have lived and learned alot about the men in general.

I do realize that my many readers are younger women and they are still learning about men and I wanted to pass something along to them, an article. The article was very interesting and kinda’ works both ways - it can work for both sexes. It shares advice and wisdom from a younger perspective. I think most women are looking for intelligent, respectful guys.

Guys, here’s your heads up. Here are a few considerations you might want to make note of:

1. Be Passionate
What makes people interesting and who they are are their hobbies and creative pursuits. Put your heart and soul into what you love and people will be drawn to you. Your interest could be anything; playing the guitar, going rock climbing, collecting obscure 70’s movies, or conducting dangerous science experiments- in fact, the more the merrier! Surround yourself with what interests you, inspires you, and makes you feel good. Not only can people pick up on your energy and enthusiasm, but you’ll never be short of anything to talk about. Find what it is you love and become an expert. Don’t do anything half-assed though, there’s nothing more frustrating than talent lost to laziness.

2. Your Life is Your Responsibility
Save me the pity stories. Obviously not everyone is dealt the same hand of good fortune, but our choices and attitude in life ultimately will determine the outcome, not your messed up parents or bullies in high school. Your choices, big and small, will lead you into the career of your dreams or into working an entry level retail job and living with your parents at 30. It’s up to you. Take an active role in your choices and think about the future without living in the future. Take care of yourself, pay your bills on time, do your job or school work well, treat others with respect and consideration, make connections with everyone (you never know when a casual new friend will help get you a job), and live your life according to some basic morals or principals.

3. Take Care of Your Body and Appearance
I’m not going to lie and say looks aren’t important (Although if you are an interesting and passionate person, you can get away with not being a total hottie). The first impression is everything, and in the long run keeping yourself together will help keep a relationship together. I’m not advocating every guy wear pressed slacks and button up shirts, far from it—but whatever you do wear put some thought into the personality you are projecting. Maybe you are a web developer and wear nice denim and graphic t-shirts. Maybe you are in a band and wear thrifted cut off shorts and head bands. Maybe you are really into sports so you wear something comfortable that will allow you to move around at any time. What you wear does say a lot about you and will attract certain types of people. And perhaps more importantly, think about what you put into your body. Most people I know, including myself, don’t eat meat because of the environmental and health implications. Getting exercise is also crucial. Personally I hate the gym, so I get my workouts by commuting to work on bike. Taking care of yourself is a lot of work but you will be rewarded by being a happier person, attracting other happy and healthy people, and living a longer and better life.

4. Care About the World Outside Yourself
That guy who talks his head off for hours about nothing other than himself is gonna get real played out, real fast. If you aren’t concerned or conscientious about the world as a whole and your own community, you probably aren’t concerned or conscientious about yourself and the people in your life on a deeper level. Stay up to date with the news, be community-minded, and understand that your consumer choices do make an impact and you have the opportunity to make better choices and make a difference. Something as simple as not being registered to vote is a big turn off to me because it tells me that you’re not really interested in, or paying attention to, what’s going on around you on a larger scale. Have a heart, but don’t brag or pat yourself on the back for caring.

5. Be a Gentleman Sometimes
There is nothing sexier than a charming and well put together man. So why not be a gentleman all the time? These days I think people are more casual in everything they do and frankly I couldn’t be happier about that! I would hate it if all my guy friends were serious and well behaved (although I could really do without the potty humor all the time), how boring! However, that makes being a gentleman at the right times even more important because it is special and rare. Girls love to dress up and go on traditional dates for special occasions, even the tougher independent ones (like me). We also don’t want to hear you whine about how you have to wear a suit to a wedding or family event—it’s immature and irritating. Simple things like holding doors open for women and being polite at the dinner table go a long way and make you feel good.

6. Be an Asshole Sometimes
I can see the flame wars and angry emails already—but this is important and something most women wouldn’t dare admit to. Most of us fantasize about dangerous mysterious wild men at some point, but we know that that sort of person isn’t good for a long term relationship. Younger girls may go for the asshole types in early relationships, but sooner or later they learn from their mistakes. See, being an asshole and disrespectful in general is not the point and will leave you unsatisfied and lonely later in life. But always being the Nice Guy, being “nice” in bed, and giving too many compliments or praises is smothering and you will come off as clingy. It’s too easy and predictable. Don’t be a pushover and leave some mystery in the mix. Just don’t take it too far or you’ll be sending the wrong signals and the whole thing will fall apart.

7. Try New Things
Nothing beats falling in love. That feeling never lasts in the same way, but there are things you can do to keep it alive or alternately, make some of your first dates really exciting or memorable. According to this article in the NY Times, trying new things sparks a chemical reaction in your brain that will make you have feelings of love and excitement. Don’t let yourself fall into a rut or a routine in your life or in bed. Find hidden areas of your nearest city to explore at night (try not to get arrested), participate in a flash mob or parade, find a local Ghetto Gourmet dinner and get involved, go to an event that is outside of your usual scene, climb a tree and watch the sunset, go on a roadtrip, make music together, or go camping in winter. Do something that puts you both outside of your usual comfort zone and it will bring you closer together.

8. Learn a Skill that you Can Share with Your Partner
So maybe this is just a sneaky little move on my part to plug one of my favorite ever turn ons: Guys that Cook. Guys, the way to a woman’s heart is through her stomach, it’s true! Sharing something like a delicious and unique well-cooked meal with your partner will make them appreciate you even more, and I promise you’ll get something back in return. If you are a hopeless chef like I am, you can either learn by reading various food blogs or pick up something else. Since I’m the hopeless chef, I repay my boyfriend for his delicious cocktails and meals by cleaning our apartment, doing design work for his music projects, or in other ways… Use your imagination.

9. Dating Rules Exist for a Reason
I had to learn this one the hard way. Social “rules” can be hard to pin down and are blurry depending on your morals and life philosophy, but they are important. Don’t date your friend’s ex. Don’t date someone young enough to be your daughter or old enough to be your mother. Don’t cheat or sneak around behind your partner’s back. Don’t date in the same small social circles. Don’t act desperate. Etc. The reason these “rules” exist is because they will either drive people away from you or lead to a lot of pain and heartbreak. If something feels wrong, I know you’re going to be even MORE attracted to it, but in the long run it will probably not lead to good things and doing things you know might hurt other people doesn’t make you such a great person.

10. Stick A Fork in It
Perhaps the biggest mistake made in relationships is not knowing when to quit. This is confusing grey area, to be sure, but in the end you need to trust your instincts. I’m not that dense, I realize the people tend to stay in relationships they are not happy with because they are lonely, like the sex, or because they are too scared to get out. I find this to be really lame and a disservice to everyone. Constantly second guessing your relationship doesn’t exactly lead you to be your comfortable fun-loving self, and staying in a relationship you aren’t into is simply a waste of time. I’ve found that when I dated guys who acted aloof and mysterious, it was intriguing at first but after a few months it gets really, really old. If you’re there for the sex then you need to make your intentions clear and stick with them—your partner will appreciate your honesty and maybe you can work out the perfect arrangement. If not, move on, and don’t look back.

The truth is, everything I’ve said here applies to women as much as it applies to men and I certainly think most women (including me) have a lot to learn. Trust your instincts. Realize that you will get back what you give, and that you have control over the sorts of people you attract. Don’t be a lazy slob and spend all your time playing World of Warcraft. Be true to yourself and the people around you. Keep doing what you love and people will notice. Nobody is perfect and everyone makes mistakes, but if you are patient and work on making your life the best it can be, I guarantee you will find what you are looking for.

And oh yes, the above article is referenced just below. Check out these goegeous pics:

What every young man needs to know.

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A priest, a Pentecostal preacher and a Rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of the University of Alabama in Tuscaloosa . They would get together two or three times a week for coffee and to talk shop. One day, someone made the comment that preaching to people isn’t really all that hard. A real challenge would be to preach to a bear. One thing led to another and they decided to do an  experiment. They would all go up to the Smokies, find a bear, preach to it, and attempt to convert it.

Seven days later, they’re all together to discuss the experience.  Father Flannery, who has his arm in a sling, is on crutches, and has various bandages on his body and limbs, went first. ‘Well,’ he said, ‘I
went into the woods to find me a bear. And when I found him I began to read to him from the catechism. Well, that bear wanted nothing to do with me and began to slap me around. So, I quickly grabbed my holy water, sprinkled him and, Holy Mary Mother of God, he became as gentle a lamb. The bishop is coming out next week to give him first communion and confirmation.’

Reverend Billy Bob spoke next. He was in a wheelchair, with an arm and both legs in casts, and an IV drip. In his best fire and brimstone oratory he claimed, ‘WELL brothers, you KNOW that WE don’t sprinkle! I went out and I FOUND me a bear. And then I began to read to my bear from God’s HOLY WORD! But that bear wanted nothing to do with me. So I took HOLD of him and we began to wrestle. We wrestled down one hill, UP another and DOWN another until we came to a creek. So right quick-like, I DUNKED him and BAPTIZED his hairy soul. And just like you said, he became as gentle as a lamb. We spent the rest of the day praising Jesus.’

They both looked down at the rabbi, who was lying in a hospital bed. He was in a body cast and traction with IV’s and monitors running in and out of him. He was in bad shape. The rabbi looks up and says, ‘Looking back on it, circumcision may not have been the best way to start.’

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You probably don’t have what it takes to work from home and make money online like me. Does that hurt? First, let me explain. What I have that you probably don’t … is a lot of free time to work on my Internet business. Most of you don’t have the time to sit down and learn how to start a home business. You’re too busy working at low-paying jobs. Sometimes even balancing two full-time jobs. Some are going to school, some have kids. Another problem is having ANY extra at all.

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I know most people don’t have the time or resources to make money the way I do. And that’s ALWAYS a recipe for failure. I just had no idea I’d stumble on another simple way to make money online. Or that it would turn out to be the perfect system for anyone willing to put in a little time on the computer!

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Wow, I find Bill O’Reilly quite interesting many times but this time, what a premadona, or is that diva? Watch this video, it’s insane.

Tell me, do you think this well affect what people think of him? Or will they continue to view his program?

O\'Reilly goes nuts!

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Got a party planned and worried about the music, what to play, what to get it pumpin? Want the girls to love ya??? Then pick the right music. Find out how, right here.

Dr. Dre - Nuthin’ But A “G” Thang
This is the monolith of the mix. When you put this on, you mean business. It simply states I’m coming out with all the stops tonight, guns blazing, so you best step up and enjoy yourself fully because tonight will be legendary. This debut off of the “Chronic” came out in ‘93 and Dre changed the whole game forever. With it’s groundbreaking beats and a young Snoop smoothing the rhymes, Dr. Dre mixed this cocktail up in as easy as “1, 2, 3 and to the 4.” link to song

Maceo Parker - Pass the Peas
When I threw parties back in the day at college I simply tossed on Maceo Parker’s Life on Planet Groove and let the bodies lay where they may. This second track shows that you’ve got diverse tastes as a gentleman and isn’t going to be your run of the mill party. Especially at the beginning of the night, this lays a great vibe with Maceo’s sax, Fred Wesley’s trombone, Pee Wee Ellis’s tenor sax, Rodney Jones on guitar, Larry Goldings’ organ and Kenwood Dennard’s drums. It gets the body moving and inevitably is a great conversation starter. link to song

Jay-Z - Big Pimpin’
With a simple whistle and some kettle drums you’ve got a track that will keep you forever mackin’. Reaching #3 on BillBoard’s Top 100, this track has enough stamina to take you to Trinidad and back. Now if your party ends up on lavish yacht throwing money around like it’s cheese you can thank me later. link to song

Notorious B.I.G. - Hypnotize
This posthumous chart-topper is a must have laying down the law to all those thinking I’m going to take a rest from shaking it and fill up my drink. Oh no you’re not, you’re about to be hypnotized by Biggie. link to song

Outkast - Hey Ya
I remember when I was in Vegas for New Years in 2004 and this song came on late in the night at the Voodoo Lounge, the roof almost blew off the place. Which would’ve been kind of ironic because the Voodoo Lounge is on the roof of the Rio. Big Boi and Andre 3000 crafted a dancing masterpiece with some simple keyboard licks, some well placed clapping and lyrics that will make you lend your sugar to your neighbor. You know what to do, make sure you have this track. link to song

Kanye West - Stronger
Go ahead go nuts go ape shit and bow in the presence of greatness. These are the licks that make your party mix stronger. Kanye teaming up with Daft Punk created this monster #1 single so don’t act like I never told you. link to song

50 Cent - PIMP: Snoop Dogg Remix
This goes again to the well tested formula, if you’ve gotta kettle drum chances are you gotta hit. I’m not naive to say that’s the only thing that makes this song a must have because fiddy backs it up with his topical lyrics about “Gucci, Dolce & Gabbana” keeping the party going. “Yeah girl, I got my now-n-later gators on!” link to song

Journey - Don’t Stop Believing
This is the point in the night where the party turns into a sing-a-long if there has been enough man-sodas consumed. And who’s gonna take you there, Steve Perry, that’s who. Along with Neal Schon’s riffs this song will transform the party ”where everybody wants a thrill”. link to song

AC/DC - You Shook Me All Night Long
With Angus Young’s opening cords and Brian Johnson’s gravelly vocals the party is sure to hit another gear. Don’t be surprised to see grown men belting out the lyrics like they were back in high school driving on the country road to the summertime barbecue. This in turn will get the ladies into cutting loose too because any self respecting gentleman willing to close his eyes and belt out the lyrics to the ceiling as if Simon Cowell was judging his performance illustrates the party is almost off the hook. link to song

Billy Joel - Piano Man
This song is arguably one of the best party songs ever. It turns all strangers into friends as they lock arms and shoulders and swing side by side to forget about life for awhile. Released in ‘73, this song peaked at #25 on the Billboard Hot 100. The piano will sound like a carnival and the microphone will smell like a beer and that’s why you’ll never forget about that night. link to song

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Ever had gas so bad you didn’t know WHAT to do? How do you cover that up, you ask!

Have you ever lit a match to cover up the smell while you were dropping a deuce? While this is a perfectly acceptable way to disguise the smell in your own home, you probably shouldn’t try doing this when you’re on a plane.
Earlier this month, a flight coming from Washington D.C. heading to Dallas had to make an emergency pit stop in Nashville because fellow passengers smelt burnt matches. It turns out it was just a woman who had lots of gas and wanted to hide the smell. [via USA Today]

Wow, makes me think about what I would do if I were in the same situation. I mean we all pass gas, but why does everyone get all so up in arms when they smell someone else’s fumes from the doom. Is there really a proper way to get out of it gracefully?

Here are some options she could have tried:

Keep quiet. The other people next to her might have thought it was coming from someone else or that the stewardess did a drive-by fart.

Hold it. I think to a certain degree we all get pretty good at doing this. Over a lengthy flight though, she might have had trouble on this. I wonder if that’s healthy though to hold your gas in. It’s never felt right.

Blame someone else. She could have said, “Wow do you smell that? I think it’s coming from over there.” This could work, but we all know whoever smelt it dealt it right?

Create a :30 Diversion. Maybe she could have used a little misdirection like magicians do and started to have a coughing fit. Others might have focused on the coughing and by that time the smell would have dissipated.

Give and Go. She could have got out of her seat and walked toward the end of the plane and then while she was walking back let it go little by little.
Be honest and just let it rip. Maybe say, I’m so sorry but that Chicken Marsala is doing cartwheels in my stomach and is giving me bad gas. She might have got a funny look, but people tend to appreciate honesty.

It’s hard to fault her too bad because we’ve all been in a similar situation. If you’re traveling this holiday and have some gas, hopefully you can use some of those tips. Happy Holidays and godspeed.
Did you fart?

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I recently read an amusing article by MS Bautista involving the usual, awful question that we females often ask our men.  No matter how many times I read the answers, submitted in so many different fashions, the answers are usually quite WRONG but funny.

As a woman, I often wonder why we bother asking our male counterparts for their opinion on certain topics. Our views too often greatly differ; I mean, duh, men are from Mars and women are from Venus!

One of the top things women shouldn’t ask men is “Do these jeans make me look fat?” (Am I right, guys?!) In case you guys get asked, here are 6 responses that hopefully won’t result in the evil eye or silent treatment.

1) “No, they accentuate your curves.” It’s probably at least partially true. The way most jeans fit, they hug onto your curves. Nevermind that they also hug onto the rolls of stomach fat and cellulite on thighs.

2) “No, but I like you in skirts.” This response works best when you know the woman has confidence that she has great legs. Regardless how well the dress fits, most women gain a sense of poise and feel extra feminine in dresses.

3) “Yes, but it’s the jeans’ fault!” Yes, blame it on the jeans! They’re an inanimate object that won’t retaliate in any way, shape, or form. Follow this response by suggesting an entire shopping day devoted to finding the perfect pair of jeans.

4) “I like the way they [the jeans] look.” Notice there is no “yes” or “no” response here. By simply telling her you like the way the jeans look you ultimately are saying you like the way she looks. This one may backfire as she’ll want a direct answer to the question, but just follow it up with a hug and kiss (and if you know she’s into it, a pat on the butt wouldn’t hurt).

5) “Jeans don’t make you, you make the jeans!” Go cheesy and then say, “And you make ‘em look hot, baby!” Go modest and say, “And you make them work, honey!” Paying her a compliment should help boost her confidence a bit.

These responses won’t work for all women, so anticipate how she’ll react before choosing your response. And when all else fails…

6) “Honesty is best.” Most women can spot bullshit from a mile away. If you know she’ll appreciate and can take your honesty, then (brace yourself and) simply tell her your honest opinion.
DO THESE JEANS MAKE ME LOOK FAT….

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